OK, so I've quit my worthless bartending job and since summer's gone, I'm having trouble finding a new employer. Somebody up in the money world is still winding up the whole "crisis" humbug and companies don't want to hire anyone, unless they work for free. And surprisingly, I'm being sexually discriminated by the people I turn to for employment. "Sorry, we don't hire men. Women only." Jesus, I thought we were living in the 21 century, that nowadays skills are valued more than appearances! Yeah, right.

So, my future is now up to you. Yes, you. I'm opening up for commissions. First come, first served. And believe me, I have the time on my hands to work on whatever project comes to your head, as long as I get paid.

What's the offer, you say? OK, let's get professional.

I do:
portraits - both real people and fictional characters
illustrations and cover art
designs - posters, CD covers, promotional art
comics and graphic novels (pencils, digital inking)
and a lot more. Say what you want, I'll say if I can provide.

I use:
pencils, watercolors, acrylics; not afraid to mix with other media
Photoshop, CorelDRAW; also willing to experiment

I charge:
Pencil drawings - starting at 10$ (A4 format, full body or waist-up, fully shaded, no solid background)
Digitally colorized pencils - starting at 15$ (as above)
Watercolor/acrylic paintings - starting at 20$ (simple landscape or portrait)
other projects are priced individually
Above prices do not include shipping.

So, I'm waiting. A great many thanks to those who decide to help me out.